EMAIL FORWARDED BY CHRIS WILKEN TO TEAM
11 August 2008
Hi, Team Captain:
Good news--I think. Your team has officially been ACCEPTED for the Yee-Haw, It's LeMons Texas race on 18-19 October 2008 at MSR Houston in Angleton TX. So what do you do now?
A: Read this email completely.
B: Forward it to the rest of your team, one of whom is certainly smarter than you are. (You agreed to be captain, so clearly you're not the genius.)
C: Acknowledge this email with a reply that says "Team (Whatever the Hell it Is) Received the Acceptance." Everything you need will be sent via the team's email of record, so I wanna be sure someone's getting this junk.
(Yada, yada, yada, entry fees, schedules, tech, rules, yada, yada, yada)
I think that's about everything for now. Thanks again, start wrenching on that crapheap, and I'll see you in October.
Jay Lamm, Chief Perpetrator
24 HOURS OF LeMONS